As you all know, the holiday season is a blossoming! And with holidays include a certain large, hairy creeper, and I think you all know who I am talking about. And no, it is not your gym teacher. And they call him Sandy Claws!
              12 ways to confuse Santa Claus this Christmas

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave Santa a salad and a note explaining that you think he could lose a few pounds.

3. Leave Santa a note explaining that you are on vacation for the holidays and ask him to water your plants.

5. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.

7. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("

9. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with  hard-to-read directions to your new house.

11. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue for personal injury.


2. While he is in the house, leave a speeding ticket on his sleigh. 

4. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

6. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

8. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

10. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

12. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us.

 Play the Monkey Game to below. Winner gets a prize. Well, probably not. Unless you consider a prize being getting to walk around town saying, "I'm biwinning!"